The Homeless Carwash


the act of c-mming in your lover’s face, and then his best friend licks it off.

ex. one night i was giving my man a blowjay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off… aka… the homeless carwash
ex. one night i was giving my man a blowjay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off… aka… the homeless carwash

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