The Honest Politician
the act of inserting one’s p-n-s and b-lls into his own -n-s at the same time. impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
jim: so, tom what did you do last night?
tom: i labored for hours and hours trying to give myself the honest politician.
jim: the honest politician? what the f-ck is that?
tom: you know, it’s when you try to put your own c-ck and b-lls up your own -ss at the same time.
jim: oh, i get it. that sh-t’s impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
tom: exactly.
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