The Honey Nut Scooter
there are 4 basic steps in the honey nut scooter. first, a male dips his t-st-cl-s into a jar of honey. next, the male places his honey dipped t-st-cl-s in his mates eye sockets. third, while t-st-cl-s are in eyes sockets, the male places his r-ct-m over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.
“me and my girl tried the honey nut scooter last night, and she loved it!”
“i totally honey nut scootered the cr-p out of that chick last night.”
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