the houdini


ok, the real definition is this: you are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors…half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little…) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you….this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, “if you he is out there, who is f-cking me!!!?”….hillarity ensues
remember that b-tch we gave the houdini too?…she is sueing us for rape…how funny is that!!!? 🙂
a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an -rg-sm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you c-m right in her face!

—sometimes also known as the second gunman—

the name is directly derived from the great magically magical harry houdini!
concerned co-worker what happened to your eye janine?

janine oh, that sh-t stain of a boyfriend gave me the houdini at point blank range.
you start out f-cking a girl from behind, making sure the girl is facing the window. in the middle, you have your friend come into the room, and both of you switch without her knowing (putting a finger in her p-ssy, etc.) you pack up your stuff and when you leave, you knock on the window and wave to her.
“dude, thanks for helping me with the houdini on friday night with ____”
when your out with a bunch of friends or people and you don’t want to say goodbye to everyone, or want them to make you feel obligated to stay, you find a good time to leave without anyone noticing.
josh: “where did steve go, i haven’t seen him for 15min?”
mike: he must of pulled the houdini dude, i haven’t seen him in forever either.
when you are doing it doggy-style, you spit on her back, so she thinks you came then you pull it out and when she turns around blow it in her face, raise your hands and say “houdini”
the houdini – the master of deception
to quote joe: “the houdini is when you’re doing a chick from behind and then you stop and spit on her back so she thinks you’re done and then when she turns around you c-m on her face and yell ‘houdini!!!'”
steve: “she dumped you? why?”
joe: “i don’t know, i thought it was pretty funny when i gave her the houdini.”
after f-cking a grl -n-l the guy takes out his d-ck and spits on her back so she thinks hes already has c-m, then says ‘hey baby’ and when she turns around splooges into her eye
i pulled a houdini on that grl and her sister last night

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