The Huffy
when a guy has long hair and you hold onto it like handle bars when he’s going down on you. then you have more control to shove his face in it.
“chris was eating my p-ssy lastnight and i took him by surprise when i did the huffy”
“so that’s your fascination with long hair?”
“don’t knock it til you try it”
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