The Human Pickled Egg
it is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the gardinerz.
“the human pickled egg”, also, “the picken”, or “jordan”, loves to deck herself to lady gaga on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!
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