The Ikea Dream
another version of the the american dream. a dream where furniture is good quality for a low price. the ikea dream is the dream to live in an apartment/house when all the furniture cost less than $5000 for the whole apartment/house.
bob: hey nice furniture. it looks expensive. i thought you were broke.
sam: yeah i’m living the ikea dream. my living room only cost $1000
bob: wow no way!
sam: ya way. my couch was $500. suck on that b-tches!
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