THE INCREDIBLE GUFF
“the incredible guff” is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:
a. they are huge
b. they are dangerous
c. they can go through walls
d. they are angry
e. everyone knows one is in the room
at the asda checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
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