the ingress way
taking a long route for short trip in order to use the trip as an albi for playing the location based game ingress.
angry spouse: “why’d it take you 5 hours to get the milk?”
chill spouse: “there was construction on the ohio turnpike”
angry now incredulous spouse: “we live in illinois, wtf were you doing on the ohio turnpike?”
chill spouse: “i took the ingress way”
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