The Internet Elephant


1. the part of the internet that never forgets.

2. an enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
what happened to dave?

the internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an -sshole. the boss found it and now he’s been scheduled to work on the weekends…

ouch! sounds like he got trampled.

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