the invalid
an experienced s-x move where the woman has her ankles placed behind the ears and the male proceeds to jackhammer at a medium pace. if done incorrectly having the ankle pressure to severe you will break the spine of the female in worst case scenario and/or cause scoliosis.
i performed the invalid on becky and now she walks at 45 degree angle. my ex is in a wheelchair from that very same move last year. you think i would learn.
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