The Irvine effect
a phenomenon in which a normal person moves or spends prolonged time in irvine and becomes increasingly angry, lowers his or her standards, and starts to hate all types of people.
why are you so angry? cause the irvine effect. i’d rather tortured by the chinese communist, than see them here in irvine.
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