The Italian Job
a cl-ssic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a “cliff-hanger” (lol) ending, and one-liners that will blow your socks off.
croker: “and remember chaps… …in italy they drive on the wrong side of the road.”
the italian job is a great film with a cr-p remake.
the world record holder for longest commercial. this commericial is so long one must pay to see it. the commercial is for mini coopers.
man i sure am glad they didn’t put that long new commercial, the itailian job, between my movie on fox.
(n.) another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.
the italian job would have done better if it didn’t compete with pixar’s 4th computer movie, finding nemo.
a 60’s movie by noel coward starring michael caine, shamelessly – shamelessly – remade in the new milennium, only without the fun c-ckney song.
hang on a minute, lads, i’ve got a great idea… uh… uh… -michael caine (croker)
is when a man is f-cking a woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her b-tthole. right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously p–ps the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.
i was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appet-te. this was however extinquished when a girl gave me the italian job.
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