the italian mice
first let your great value parmesan cheese sun dry for 2 and a half weeks. then proceed to place the crumbled chunks in the -n-l cavity. after catch some mice at your local dennys. then proceed to let the mice chew away at your -sshole while cursing in italian.best done while wearing a chef hat.
i’m so embarr-ssed my sister walked in on me performing the italian mice
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