The Jacket Surprise
the act of sh-tting/vomiting/p-ssing and or -j-c-l-t-ng into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!
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