the jacob satorius
after you had a sh-t w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your -n-s for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any jacob satorius song. if you don’t last 5 minutes you lick the sh-t off the headphones
he lost in a bet so he had to do the jacob satorius
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