the Jacob/Edward tan
when a person is tanned on one side of their body, but not on the other.
the trend was created by accident by lead guitarist in mcfly, tom fletcher, when he mentioned on twitter that he had accidentally tanned one side of his body and not the other.
person 1: oh, i’ve tanned so badly!
person 2: you’ve got the jacob/edward tan.
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