The Jam Hammer
during the act of fallatio and/or post intercourse, when the male is about to -j-c-l-t-,said female and/or male, in an act of anger and/or hostility grips tightly upon the penal organ thus preventing the excretion of s-m-n, resulting in “jamming the hammer” aka “the jam hammer”
so i’m like totaly givin steve and/or tom, and/or dan, and/or joe, and/or bob, you know…one of my boyfriends, head last night and he can’t even remember my f-#@in name, and proceeds to call me boomshika, saying “ohhh im gonna c-m!!” so….i…..the creative b-#ch that i am….gave him the jam hammer!!
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