The Jared Allen
hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. with an erect p-n-s, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your d-ck is jammed into her v-g-n-.
pablo: “what happened to you?”
santiago: “i tried the jared allen on my girlfriend and missed….”
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