the jersey shore
a handful of moronic dopes with iq’s of dung beetle’s that are making millions of dollars for acting like r-t-rds.
did you watch the jersey sh-r- last night? they are so friggin dumb.
leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. leave the bathroom. the next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the jersey sh-r-.
my wife complained that i never took her anywhere, so i gave her a trip to the jersey sh-r-
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