The Jeweler
for women: when you are having s-x with a guy you don’t like, have them place -n-l beads in your -ss and when he is about to c-m, have him yank the -n-l beads out of your -ss quickly, making you sh-t all over him.
rember that -sshole brian that cheated on me? well i gave him the jeweler last night.
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