The Jimmy

when the man is taking a dump and has a raging member, (similar to a pulsating t-tans toe) he then plugs the woman’s -n-l cavity with said member whist she p-sses through his legs.
after elwood had been strumming b-tters to the point of gushing her v-g-n-l fluids everywhere she begged him to pull out the jimmy on her.
a san francisco colloquialism for that tingly feeling you get when turned on.
late at night, i start giving myself the jimmies when i stare at my poster of edward cullen for too long.
irritable behavior that is induced when a person goes without sufficient quant-ties of food
he forgot to eat breakfast so he has the jimmies again.
the down-low on a subject. the jimmy is the short explanation of the details; the main point of a subject or discussion.
“give me the jimmy on these new bagels.”

“what’s the jimmy on that order you placed last week?”
a derogatory term for a person who thinks they’re “all that and a bag of chips.” this person usually talks in the third person, because they like saying their own name.

from the seinfeld episode of the same name, jimmy was an egotistical character who played basketball with kramer, george, and jerry. he refered to himself as “jimmy,” as in “well, jimmy’s gotta hit the showers.”
jon: “well, jon’s gonna go get some chips. can jon bring you some?”
sam: “you -sshole, what are you trying to be, the jimmy?”