The Jimmy Slap
very similar to the rick james. if a guy is really p-ssing you off, load your hand with ranch salad dressing and go up to him…slap him in the face…and say “i’m jimmy, b-tch”
this bunghole deserved the jimmy slap. i’m motherf-cking rick james … b-tch!
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