the johnny scale
a more defined approach to eating women. going on a scale from 1 to 4.
1 being – i wouldn’t hit that
2 being – i wouldn’t hit but i could understand why someone would
3 being – i would hit but i could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being – anyone would hit that
dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on the johnny scale. i’d hit”
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