The Johnzze Fund
(tha`jon`zee`fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of s-xual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.
i.e. “make this shot to support the johnzze fund”
“denied, ring that one up to the johnzze fund”
“you gonna need to give more than that to get johnzze some -ss”
1-800-i need -ss
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