The Jolie protocol
angelina jollie’s famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.
i used to smoke and now i am concerned i might get lung cancer. to prevent this from happening, i will follow the jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.
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