The Jono Method
the method used by the “jono” to pick up the ladies. n-body knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful – such as being noisy as f-ck and socialising like a boss. all that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the jono method works on almost everyone – blokes think he is the sh-t and girls are in love with him.
there have been rumours that he is now teaching his method to a select few.
“bro! did you see those girls that jono pulled the last few days?”
“yeah mate, i tell you it’s the jono method. it just works…”
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