the joy of sex
an informative book published in 1973. it was intended to help couples spice things up in the bedroom it featured ill-strations of hairy, gross, 70’s-style people going at it like monkeys. some featured moves: the b-ttered bun, clothed intercourse, chinese style, the big top, the tongue bath, -n-l intercourse, etc.
g-d forbid you mix up the joy of s-x and the joy of cooking: “who wants hair pie?!”
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