the kalevitch
the process when austen kalevitch sticks his p-n-s in some other mans sphinkter
bill pulled a kalevitch last time he saw austen
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the state in which a girl is on her period. i got my period the other day, so i have an emo v-g-n-.
 - academic orgasm  
the surreal two or three seconds that follow the completion of a high school paper, science project, etc. sensation varies between a rush of euphoria to an actual, rarer, exploding -rg-sm. i finally printed out my seventeen-page essay, but the lack of ink interrupted my academic -rg-sm. so, i got academic blue-b-lls.
 - Aces in my book  
someone who you would always put in the first place she’s the aces in my book.
 - Pachia Effect  
the effect when you see this one cute girl name pachia or when you’re talking to her for awhile. she’s a ch-nk, a loser, and a fatty =d
 - photo botox  
the use of photoshop, or other photo modification software, to artificially remove lines, wrinkles, body fat, etc. from to-be-published pictures, while emphasizing other desirable body features and physical attributes. shane is just amazing at photo botox. his brother’s new facebook postings make him look like someone right out of “true blood!”
 
