The Kansas City Mud Monkey
when you bone your lady in the -ss until she sh-ts on your p-ck-r, then gives you a handjob.
joanne was on the rag last night and i was h-rny, so we did the kansas city mud monkey on the kitchen table.
#kansas city mud #monkey
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