the kardashians
a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. they consist of a wannabe-sl-t mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult sl-t daughters. their names are kim, who’s famous for having a big -ss and a s-x tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as sl-tty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a b-tch(luv ya!). there are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little b-tches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don’t care) other brothers no one gives a sh-t about.
the kardashians are a family of sl-ts and future sk-nks not including the conservative father.
i love the kardashians, mainly because they make my prost-tute family look normal. btw great show!
a group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. a scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (kim kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! run! it’s the kardashians! run in the name of originality!
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