The Kemal
a mythical creature only known to be seen whilst blackout. opulence, he has it.
characteristics of the kemal:
-yells “get off me!” at random intervals
-throw bricks through random houses
-pees down stairs with no regard
-known to consume roommates food
-attracts kappas like a….
-horrified by microwaved hotdogs
-addicted to candy
-knows how to use a satellite radio
known whereabouts (in this order):
-pcaf
-his bed
-in any field howling at the moon
-playin 2k and kickin raps all day, by the lake, smokin tree til he collapse in broad day
“i drink to black out” – the kemal
“are you sure it was me? i don’t remember any of that.” – the kemal
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