The Kennedy
to have an affair with a female staffer/co-worker, “accidentally” kill her, and deny any wrongdoing.
did you hear about michael? in case you didn’t know, he was scr-w-ng around with susie behind his wife’s back. well, susie died in a mysterious car accident and michael just got arrested. seems he tried pulling “the kennedy” and got caught. poor b-st-rd!
when the person giving a bl-w j-b makes the surprised and shocked look when recieving a load, even though they have full knowledge of whats to come. also know as the back, and to the right.
i laughed when my girlfriend made the kennedy last night, what did she expect to happen.
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