The Kliss
a horrendous venereal disease vd affecting many men in western canada. usually contracted through unprotected s-x or intensive conversation with the host.
can also lead to engorged cl-toris cl-t or bizarre encounters with an eraser.
my goodness son! i’ve been a medical doctor for many years and i have never seen such an advanced case of the kliss on a man of your health. you’d better smarten up your s-xual behaviours!
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