The Knee

also known as the falcon knee. based from the second super smash bros game. it has the ability to dish out and serve complete and utter chaos. the perfect mixture of knee and electricity there is no escape from the m-ss amounts of pain coming right to your face. if you mix the short hop of the shffl there is no chance that you are able to move ever again.
the knee just came out of no where.
the knee is a pre-foreplay activity used by a man to stimulate a woman. during the usage of the knee, the mans knee is pressed against the female genitalia and either rotated or moved side-to-side. if performed correctly the knee can cause a woman to completely give herself up to the male. the knee is an artform which many attempt, but few master.

the knee was invented in the 1990s by an elite s-xual group of american gingers. some misconceptions about the knee is that a girl can get pregnant from the knee, and that the knee can transfer s-xually transmitted diseases.

when using the knee the most common mistake is to use excessive force as well as slamming the knee into the v-g-n-. while some v-g-n-s are leathery and can handle excessive slamming action, most are tender and can be damaged permanently.
girl 1: ugh, i’m in such pain.
girl 2: let me guess, chad performed “the knee” on you again didn’t he?
girl 1: yeah. 🙁

girl 1: wow i feel amazing today.
girl 2: why, did you get a good kneeing last night?
girl 1: h-lls yes!
captain falcon, from the f-zero franchise gained this name from the super smash bros. franchise, he gained this name in the gamecube iteration of smash bros. , super smash bros. melee, due to his airborne frontal side “a” b-tton attack being to powerful and relatively easy to perform to inflict m-ssive damage towards the opposing enemy or in friendly-fire team play. this attack will destroy his opponent if they are over 85% in damage. also this attack has electrifying properties when performed properly. this attack also may be performed on multiple opponents simultaneously;this makes for a very fun single move melee battle.this attack is also on wii iteration of smash bros., super smash bros. brawl, but with less destructive power, due to it being overpowered in the previous game.(al test where performed on falco lombardi in the final destination stage,results may vary depending on stage and character, but normally complete obliteration awaits the opponent).
“the knee has struck again.”

player1: “im choosing falco who are you choosing, player2? captain falcon?”
player2: “did you mean the knee?”

“my friend wont let me use the knee, because he is too strong.”