The Kooples


a french store that has branches in the uk that sells clothes to idiot couples that want to dress so they match each other.

clothes are generally expensive and stylish and are therefore popular with hipster w-nkers in areas such as sh-r-ditch.
a- hey man, have you seen that new mens blazer in the kooples store?

b- yeah, it looks awesome, it’s really good value too at £330. me and my girl were going to get the his and hers version. luckily i have £800 to spare after someone published a book of my poems from my blog about vintage stuff that no one even knows/cares about.

a- yeah, you guys are going to look awesome. remind me not to be seen with you when you wear them.

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