The Krakatoa
the s-xual act of -j-c-l-t-ng into your partner’s navel and then proceeding to slap the area on or around the belly (preferably the lower abdomen a.k.a. fupa) creating a ripple effect that forces the -j-c-l-t- to spray from the navel. many pride themselves on their krakatoa giving ability. the ensuing explosion is often compared to a volcanic eruption, hence the slang krakatoa.
gomez was overjoyed to see that the spurt from the krakatoa was enough to drench the city of pompeii.
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