The Krispy Kremer
after consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your b-tch’s face (by t-tty f-cking, of course) before you puke on her.
the krispy kremer i gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn’t my j-zz.
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