the kristin hand job
a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your d-ck extremely sore.
“what happened to you last night”
“well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job”
“didn’t you try to stop it”
“yeah, but she was so determined”
“that must of been awful”
“it was so dry, she tore my d-ck apart”
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