The Laptop Mizer
a character from the hit online web series “write that sh-t down”, portrayed by robert mccormack. the laptop mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people’s laptops, downloads the most horrible p-rnography imaginable onto it, and then m-st-rb-t-s all over it.
bingington: who are you?
laptop mizer: i’m… the laptop mizer! -laughs-
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