The Last Mile


(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their sh-t in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)
-walking down the street-
matt : dude, i’m on the last mile. -slows down-
eddie: sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away

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