The Law of Pokemon Monopoly
when re-purchasing pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
player 1: hey, i just bought vileplume for 200p.
player 2: how much you want for it?
player 1: 600p.
player 2: you, sir, have yourself a deal!
player 1: the law of pokemon monopoly strikes again.
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