The Leno Sauce Toss
the act of making sweet lovin to yo girl in doggy style, then allowing your friend to take your place. a little while later you proceed to push your friend out the way and give her the sauce. you then tell her a string of horrible jokes about how hot it is in nyc.
keshan-“yo shlomo take my place.”
shlomo-“sure thing buddy!”
(5 minutes later)
keshan-“outta the way shlomo i’m tossin the sauce!”
shlomo-“oi”
shavanti-“w-ss you doin keshan???!!?!”
keshan-“today, it was so warm in nyc,…(sauce is tossed)…joan rivers’ face melted!”
and thats the leno sauce toss
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