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The Lies

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• The Lone Blumpkin

  when you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a sh-t on the toilet. i was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. twas very steamy.

• Miss Dirty Sanchez

  when a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and then pulls her finger out to drag it under the mans nose. bob was turned on watching cindy finger bang her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the “miss dirty sanchez”. when a woman finger bangs her self in front […]

• FYYC

  fyyc stands for “f-ck you you c-nt” .. from mult-tudes of roll playing and online games/gaming. that person just screwed me over on my move, so i’m going to tell them how it is: types “fyyc!”

• Chazlin

  brilliant and talented, always rising to the occasion. failure is not an option with this name as its uniqueness leaves no room for simplicity. this name is empowered by the sun and the moon which means a light will always shine upon her. chazlin is too beautiful for her own good

• carbohydrated

  supplied with ample carbohydrates, the main source of fuel for bodily action. best used in the context of exercise or physical labour. devin: yo mitch, you good to go? mitch: yeah bro, i’m hydrated and carbohydrated. lets do this!

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