The Limping pony
when one obsesivley penetrates a woman’s -ss hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.
i didn’t get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and i’m gona get my turn.
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