the linda
a s-xual act or position, where one partic-p-nt uses a strap-on d-ld- or vibrator to forcefully and unapologetically penetrate the -n-s for the punishment of the receiving party and the s-xual gratification of neither.
after that disaster of a family get-together where julie was verbally abused and diminished by steve’s mom, julie couldn’t wait to give steve “the linda” when they got home!
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