The Logy-Bear Twist
the logy-bear twist is an new and exciting s-xual maneuver that only experienced s-xual connoisseurs should attempt to try. a bit of preparation is necessary for this move. a decent meal beforehand is not necessary but suggested. two fingers are placed into the partners nostrils while the other hand holds the plunger firmly. the end of the plunger is then suctioned onto the partners -n-s. now the partners bowel system may be controlled through a series of simple finger manuvers in the nostrils to greatly enhance the s-xual pleasure of the partner. the name is gotten from how the bowels twist and turn while they are being stimulated.
good luck.
“yo, man. did you hear what happened to slick dean? i heard that fool got the logy-bear twist?” – dim robert
“don’t talk about it man, this is what he wanted.” – big tom
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