the loitering giraffe
a s-xual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of b-tter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face….and i’ll never be able to hear the laughter of children again….oh the horror…..
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