The Lon


when a s-xual partner sticks your own finger(s) in your own -sshole, against your will, during s-x; generally occurs in the ‘doggy style’ position. also known as lonned and lonning.
“we we’re getting it on in the car last night when he flipped me over and gave me ‘the lon’.”

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