the lone missionary
a sad depressing way of masturbation, in which a male is generally crying from loneliness, and is acting like he is in the conventional missionary position but using his hand instead of having a female present.
man 1: hey i just saw ben, he is looking pretty depressed.
man 2: yeah i know, i guess he finally realized he is going to die alone and does is the lone missionary.
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